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If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

 say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself.

You can see your breath.

You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.

Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.

Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

Congressional hot air freezes.

You plan a two week hot bath.

Canadians put on sweaters.

Too cold to think.

Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

Hell freezes over.

Polar bears move South.

Only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names in the snow.

I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!

The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.

The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.

The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.

If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.

Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.

When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!

It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.

It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...

I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy

This weather is almost colder than my heart.

 That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer!

That awkward moment when your crush is absent from school, and you wasted a really cute outfit.

My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas.

Don't play hard to get when your face is already hard to want.

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

If anyone ever breaks your heart, just remember they are only human and you can break their body.

How am I supposed to grow up and make life choices when I still use my fingers to count, and I still sing the whole alphabet to find out which letter comes next.

There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side, and the right side, which is still my side!

Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.

Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one.

PossibleTomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one.

People say there is no difference between complete & finish. When you marry the right one, you are complete, and when you marry the wrong one, you are finished and when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.

Its funny how some distance makes everything seem small; And the fears that once controlled me cant get to me at all.

I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they are obligated to let you in.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!

I'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time!

That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question.

Brace yourself, random 'Merry Christmas' texts are coming.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...SORRY.

Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

Those who work hard are rewarded with more work!

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The purpose of this tract is to inform you of the great urgency there now is in the world for each and every person to be reconciled to God. The Bible is the Word of God! Everything the Bible declares has the full authority of God Himself. Now, at this time, information is coming forth from the Bible which clearly reveals Gods plan for Judgment Day and the end of the world itself. The Bible has opened up its secrets concerning the timeline of history. This information was never previously known because God had closed up His Word blocking any attempt to gain knowledge of the end of the world.

The year 2011 AD will be the 7000th year from the flood of Noahs day. It will be the end of the length of time given to mankind to find grace in Gods sight. This means that the time to find refuge in Christ has grown extremely short. We are only a little ways off from the year 2011 AD! It is not unusual that Gods people have been given insight into the timing of the end of the world. Actually, the Bible tells us this is normally the case. In times past, God has warned His people of approaching periods of judgment.

And now, we have no option. We can't say 'maybe' 'it's possible' 'it looks very probable...' No way! We have to say this is what the Bible teaches! This is fact! May 21, 2011 is the day of the Rapture, it is the day that Judgment Day begins...

Harold Camping, an 89 year-old evangelist with a 100 million dollar ministry, heard in 61 different languages around the world, is certain (again!) that the end of this age will be Saturday, May 21st, 2011. Never mind that he has been wrong before. He said that he didnt do enough research the time before he predicted this and it failed. Perhaps he should research Matthew 24:36 which says But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. I might add that nor the Son are missing from many of the manuscripts so Jesus Himself may have actually known but it was not in mankinds best interests to know.

The fact is that Jesus will come when people do not expect it. The sad thing is that Harold Camping has convinced millions worldwide. Multiple thousands have quit their jobs, and sold their homes as Camping said that there is no plan B. If anything, this is the sign of the end of the age when many false prophets will come and say such things. I believe that Jesus could appear at any moment but this has not been and will not be revealed to anyone on the earth. This is privileged information and if this day of Christs return is not listed in the Bible, then this is Gods prerogative alone; we have no business guessing what is not revealed in the Word of God. If He had wanted us to know, He would have done so in the scriptures.

Rules and regulations force you to play it safe. Get rid of all the hesitation, it's time for you to seize the day.

Abide in peace, banish cares, take no account of all that happens, and you will serve God according to his good pleasure and rest in him.

If you purify your soul of attachment to and desire for things, you will understand them spiritually. If you deny your appetite for them, you will enjoy their truth, understanding what is certain in them.

Strive to preserve your heart in peace; let no event of this world disturb it; reflect that all must come to an end.

The soul that desires God to surrender himself to it entirely must surrender itself entirely to him without keeping anything for itself.

Not all the faculties and senses have to be employed in things, but only those that are required; as for the others, leave them unoccupied for God.

Deny your desires and you will find what your heart longs for. For how do you know if any desire of yours is according to God?

NeptuneTrue courage is knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them: for if one's tongue don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule.

ritusagooEach day is a new canvas to paint upon. Make sure your picture is full of life and happiness and at the end of the day you don't look at it and wish you had painted something different.

Food is the most important meal of the day.

ActualcolaYou can have all the luxuries in the world but at the end of the day when you go to bed what actually matters is peace of mind.

MlovesJCYou know what the sweetest time of the day is? When you pray, wanna know why? You are talking to the one who loves you most.

 I sleep and after I wake up and all the hours in between...you occupy my mind. So, practically every moment of the day you are in my thoughts

Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.

Beloved, all that is harsh and difficult I want for myself, and all that is gentle and sweet for thee

At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. It's like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And it's not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.

Wildly my mind beats against you, yet my soul obeys.

Nature is under control but not disturbed.

 My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots! Everard Proudfoot: Proudfeet!

Frodo: You're late. Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Are all these children yours? Gracious, you have been productive.

What's this? A Ranger, caught off his guard?

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I made a few records here and there by default, but I wasn't ever comfortable in that role. I wasn't comfortable on stage. We'll see how it goes this time.

I think we in the Alpha Band, which was a strange group anyway, weren't dealing with any of these issues. They sneaked up on us and took us over, before we know what was going on.

How man evolved with such an incredible reservoir of talent and such fantastic diversity isn't completely understood... he knows so little and has nothing to measure himself against.

Man is used to the fact that there are languages which he does not at first understand and which must be learned, but because art is primarily visual he expects that he should get the message immediately and is apt to be affronted if he doesn't.

Now, you can't tell me, we have the only God in the whole world. You can't tell me that nobody else has God.

I have had hundreds of people work for me over the years, and I don't think I ever fired anybody.

I never fixed a story. I didn't make judgments, I let the listener make judgments. When I got to the end of the story, if it had a moral, I let the listener find it.

My theory is if you have a religion, it's a good one. Because some people don't have any at all.

People think because you're private, you have something you don't want them to know.

The best compliment I ever had is, one day I was in Nashville, some disc jockey said, Hey, that sounds like a Tom T. Hall song. Up until then there hadn't been any such thing.

When you retire, it's a place in life, a part of the journey. You just don't quit work; you develop an attitude where you can do what you please.

Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they're doing it differently. They don't do brain surgery the way they used to do it either.

Once you are dancing with the devil, the prettiest capers won't help you.

Isn't it true that the fault of birth rests somewhat on the child? I believe it's we who led our parents on to bear us, and it's our unborn children who make our flesh itch.

They're just not into doing sequels after Toy Story so I don't think that's a possibility. But if they did, well sure, you'd have to do it. And I'd want to do it.

If you don't have a refinery operating, it's hard to use oil that's available.

AIDS is such a scary thing and it's also the kind of thing that you think won't happen to you. It can happen to you and it's deadly serious.

Any New York group can come to L.A. and sell out every show, but an L.A. group who goes to New York might not do the same because the audience hasn't been introduced to the group.

I ain't got no beef with east coast, I think it's just being hyped up.

I don't have to put out another rap record. I can do it at my casual pace.

I'll never sell 14 million like Hammer, I just wanna do a good Ice-T show.

I'm at a point where I don't have to wait for the income from the record to survive, so I'm in a comfortable zone, but I'll make rap records as long as I feel I have something to rap about.

If it sells, it sells. If it doesn't sell, I'll go make a movie.

If you're really a rapper, you can't stop rapping.

Oh man, nobody is as tough as Mr T. Ice T is pretty tough though as well.

So you don't have to take us too seriously; I mean, we're already intimidating enough on stage.

We have groups that do that, but I can't rap with the mentality of an 18 year old when I'm in my 30's.

You can't come out on a record dissing the system and be on a label that's connected to the system.

You have to come in on a professional level to make it, otherwise you just can't get into rap.

I read all these stories that I don't know anything about politics. But I must know something. I've had some good victories in Congress, and I've survived this town for four years.

I personally don't believe in aliens. But, I do believe that there is something out there that is accountable for all these mysterious things that are going on: I think it is a spiritual thing not a material thing.

It is a struggle. But I don't mind. I will just keep fighting on.

If you can't read, it's going to be hard to realize dreams.

We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

We shouldn't waste any more time in making sure that democracy is properly rooted in our political life and the supremacy of the law becomes an integral part of our state's structure.

The only secret knowledge we have is know-how and you can't break up know-how by court order.

I'm T-Pain, You Know Me... Konvict Music nappy boy oh wee.

You thought it was over, you thought I was gone, I'm goin' in you don't have to let me have to let me, Back from the dead like I'm Makavelli Makavelli.

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

 A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi driver says, don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights.

 My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you make. Hollywood is not really black or white. It's green.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.

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I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.
What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.
It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.
I love you just the way I am
A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.
Darling, will you be my player number 2?
To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!
A recommendation for girls for St. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may were during the Day of Love is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.
I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.
You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)
I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.
You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.
I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.
I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you

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